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You know how in the movie “Office Space”, Milton keeps muttering, “I could set the building on fire,” every time his evil boss makes him move his desk again or steals his precious stapler? And then at the end, he finally does, and everything burns up in a glorious conflagration, while the audience chuckles with satisfied glee?

If Nightmare Client doesn’t stop being the worst client I have ever dealt with, I think I will set their file on fire. If they are there at the time to be caught up in the deadly blaze, so much the better. I am not sure why Nightmare Client even has lawyers, they are so determined not to do anything I tell them. Maybe if they were ON FIRE AND BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A BURNING FILING CABINET, they would learn to listen.

I am breathing slowly and deeply. I am remaining calm.

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