Put the spoon down and your hands up

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“So what charges was he on?”
“Possession of a utensil.”
“Um… what?”
“A drug utensil.”
“Oh, right - I was wondering when it became illegal to possess a knife and fork.”
“‘Possession of a spoon with malicious forethought’.”
“‘Possession of a splade with intent’.”

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